#CHEESY POCK UP LINES FULL#

No way! I didn’t know they had snacks here! You’ve got your hands wrapped around it when they should be wrapped around me. Sorry for staring – I’m just so jealous of your drink. I’m afraid of the dark, and my nightlight went out last night. If you’re wondering where you’ve seen me before, I was in your dreams last night. We should settle this with a tongue-wrestling match. Want to help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?įeel my pants – they’re made of girlfriend material. You must have been born on the moon because your body is out of this world. Why don’t you come back to my place and put them up on my shoulders? Your feet must be sore from running around my mind all day. I hope you never change, but leave your clothes off if you do. Will you shower with me to conserve water?ĭo you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling to me. I just watched a documentary about the water crisis, and I feel like I have to do something. You’ll have to excuse me if I seem a little off tonight. But the minute you walked in, you turned me on. I’ve got to admit, I was feeling a little off earlier. I’ve checked off my whole to-do list except for one thing – you. Can I search your chest and see if it’s there? I’m a pirate, and I’m coming for that booty. Sorry, what did you say your name was? I want to make sure I have it right when I’m screaming it later. I’d give you my phone number, but I seem to have lost it. I must be mistaking you for my future wife. We’ll talk about whatever pops up.ĭid you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.ĭo I know you from somewhere? No? You just look so familiar. Sorry, that seat is taken, but you can come and sit on my lap if you’d like. I don’t want to have kids with you, but I’m happy to help you practice. You might get a couple of eye rolls from your friends, but a person with a sense of humor might at least give you a chance to make a good second impression if you start with one of these lines. Flirty pick-up lines can help you break the ice by getting a smile or even a laugh from the person who’s caught your eye. Slightly RisqueĪ pick-up line doesn’t have to be aggressive to be effective. It may be wise to test your luck with a milder pick-up line before you get too spicy.

Just be careful – the more forward you are, the more likely you are to be rudely rejected if you pick the wrong person to use it on. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.” Image: Giphy “Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!” Image: Giphy “Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.” Image: Giphy “Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.” Image: Giphy “If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.” Image: Giphy “I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?” Image: GiphyĪ version of this article was originally published in February 2015.This list of pick-up lines ranges from slightly risque (PG-13) to ultra explicit (XXX), so there’s a line here for the bold and the timid alike. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!” “Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!” Image: Giphy “Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.” Image: Giphy “Hey, girl. “Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!” Image: Giphy “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.” Image: Giphy “It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.” Image: Giphy These cheesy pickup lines are so bad, they’re almost good. Just promise never to (seriously) use them - unless you’re really that charming.

What we really want to know is: Have any of these ever worked? Was it only ironically?Īnyway, we hope these pickup lines will give you a laugh.

#CHEESY POCK UP LINES FULL#

How do you craft something full of puns, important information about your cat and nonspecific compliments that’s cheesy enough that the other person might assume there’s some depth underneath your one-liner? We’re not sure, but people manage to do it.

Cheesy pock up lines